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Godiva Signature Biscuits

Godiva Signature BiscuitsPrice: $1.80 (on sale)
Serving: 1.2oz., 4 biscuits
Servings Per Container: 1
Calories: 170 per serving
Fat: 14%, 9g
Cholesterol: 1%, <5mg
Sodium: 2%, 40mg
Protein: 2g
Carbohydrates: 7%, 20g
Fiber: 3%, <1g
Sugar: 10g
Weight Watchers Points: 4 per box

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Godiva says: Meltingly rich, a traditional European biscuit is topped with a signature imprinted tablet of sinfully smooth milk chocolate.

We say: Sad but true: In the year 2000, we worked at a Seattle Godiva shop. It was the standard retail experience: jaded, ex-ballerina boss with a penchant for putting down collegiate-based aspirations; fun and wacky coworkers with a sense of fairness and enormous generosity when it came to the free chocolates box; cutthroat competition to make sales quotas; and lots of chocolate tasting.

When you work at Godiva, your job is to eat chocolates, well eat and sell chocolates. Also, to dip strawberries in chocolate while tourists take photos of you.

2000 was also the year that Godiva introduced Biscuits and Coffees (they may have also introduced hot chocolate at that time, but we can’t remember). During that summer, we made coffee every day and placed biscuits out for sampling every day. People freaking loved Godiva biscuits. I was not so keen; we didn’t get them for free and they didn’t seem to be any better than cheaper cookies available at the grocery store.

Some aspects of that cookie philosophy hold true. Godiva Signature Biscuits aren’t free and the cookie parts aren’t any more delicious than regular cookies: the Godiva chocolate that makes all of the difference. You could go and purchase the LU version, hoping that your Petit Ecolier will stand up to the scrumptiousness that is Godiva chocolate. Perhaps you enjoy setting yourself up for failure.

Utz Kettle Classics Smokin' Sweet BBQ Flavored Potato Chips

Utz Kettle Classics Smokin Sweet BBQ Flavored Potato ChipsPrice: $0.99
Serving: 1oz., 20 chips
Servings Per Container: About 2
Calories: 150 per serving
Fat: 14%, 9g
Cholesterol: 0%, 0mg
Sodium: 4%, 100mg
Protein: 2g
Carbohydrates: 5%, 15g
Fiber: 4%, 1g
Sugar: 2g
Weight Watchers Points: 4 per serving

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Utz says: Utz’s Smokin’ Sweet BBQ Potato Chip is the newest addition to our hugely popular Kettle Classic potato chip family. Flavored with a combination of spices and sweetness, our Classics are kettle-cooked in 100% Peanut Oil to give them that true Pennsylvania Dutch Tradition of extra crunchy potato chips. We at Utz like to describe them as “Spicy heat with a kiss of sweet!”

We say: We purchased these potato chips because we thought that they would be awful. We were expecting the chip version of Dannon’s Light and Fit Smoothie: egregiously colored and loaded with artificial flavors.

Thank God we were wrong. Sure, these chips have too much sweet and not enough spice, but at least the bright red color comes from tomato powder, not carmine. You can tell we’ve had some bad snack experiences when we praise tomato powder.

Our favorite ingredients in this chip include parsley, paprika, turmeric, and natural hickory flavor. Now if only there was a bit more paprika, a dab of cayenne, and a lighter hand with the sugar. We’re looking for a chip that truly displays spicy heat and just a touch of sweet. Let us know if you find one.

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