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Pepperidge Farm Milano Mint Cookies

Pepperidge Farm Milano Mint CookiesPrice: $2.99
Serving: 2 Cookies, 1 ounce
Calories: 130 per serving
Fat: 11%, 7g
Sodium: 3%, 65mg
Protein: 1g
Carbohydrates: 5%, 16g
Fiber: 3%, <1g
Sugar: 8g
Weight Watchers Points: 1.5 per cookie

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Pepperidge Farm says: A refresher course in the finer points of indulgence. Between the exquisite cookies of this classic Milano awaits a refreshing duet of cool mint creme and rich, dark chocolate. Very cool indeed.

We say: We have four reasons for why a person might dislike this cookie. The first reason is that you might be allergic to mint. The second is that you are from a cookie deficient culture. Third, you abhor sentence fragments and have thusly abandoned all Pepperidge Farm products. And fourthly, you may be dismayed about the nipple-like protrusion from the biscuit portion of the cookie.

For those of you that could care less about whether or not your cookie has mammary resemblances, we’d like to recommend the Pepperidge Farm Mint Milano. The biscuit is crisp, the chocolate decadently dark, and the minty part neatly invigorating. Plus, the sandwich design means that you probably won’t get chocolate on your hands. Unfortunately, you are almost guaranteed to get little cookie crumbs everywhere. And boy do we mean everywhere.

Oh, you think you’d do a better job of eating this cookie? Come back and see us when you find crumbs in your cleavage.